: all the really long, sweet, adorable, cutely obnoxious messages i see couples send on facebook
me: but fuck you guys
this is why you're my bestfriend
me: you're a slut
james: well your a washed up towel
me: go die
james: did you say dry? cause that would be the only thing a towel like you can do
Forever greatful to Stephen King for mentioning my...
atleast in the movie.
lame pick up line failing more than lame pick up...
me: hey, that shirt is pretty offensive...maybe you should take it off ;)
me: *actually looks at shirt*
girl: *is wearing a Legalize Gay shirt*
me: are you fucking joking
and note, the fact that it was a pick up line so obviously i'm not homophobic or even straight had no effect on the situation
Noah: We can just finish out the summer and see what happens then.
Allie: Please don't do this, you don't mean it. Oh why wait until the summer ends? Why don't you do it right now?
Allie: Huh? C'mon. Do it! Do it!
Allie: You know what? I'm gonna do it! It's over. Okay? it's over.
Noah: [opens his arms for a hug] Come here.
Allie: Don't touch me! I hate you! I hate you!
Noah: OK, I'm going.
Allie: Why don't you just go then?
Allie: Get out! Leave!
Allie: No, no, just wait a minute, we're not really breaking up are we? Come on. This is just a fight we're having and tomorrow will be like it never happend right?
[Noah drives away]
i love her like.....super proper love her.
tell his girlfriend "your boyfriend liked my...
no one will ever understand how amazing this is jdmemzinehdlmsfeveusmjebe
me: how many times can you laugh your ass off? you only have one
austin: i have no ass already.. so i can laugh it off all i wantt
My friends 18 year old boyfriend sent me this...
Him: holli sweety listen to me very carefully i am not a douche but i am crazy n cause u irritated me i wont hurt u but i will get u bk heh heh n a harmless way i promise hahaha even jen knows i will i cnt wait to meet u haha.
Him: im gonna enjoy this hahaha
Him: keep clear juggalos dont have to do anything of wat u say i tlk how i want to haha like i said imma enjoy this
Me: You're 18 huh? Don't worry, printing out your threats now.
Him: uh huh ok go right on ahead n u can deal wit jenn when shes beats ur ass for doing that
Him: look u wanna act like this then u can burn for all i care ur deleted grow the fuck up fucken moron
Me: He said you're going to beat my ass lol
Jenni: No I'm not
Me: I know, haha
Jenni: Haha yeah
when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
knows how to make me feel better
me: why does life suck...
james: cause its lie
Anonymous asked: I doubt that!!
Anonymous asked: Why're you sad?
worthless-bixtch asked: You're so pretty! :o
i just wanted to let you know
the main reason i dyed over the pink in my hair is cause i was mad and got scissors and fucked my shorts up so i decided i was just gonna wear this dress to avoid buying pants but it looked stupid with pink hair so
“You’re (10-14)..what do you have to be depressed/sad about?” having to grow up fast having drug addict parents not even having parents losing siblings to suicide or murder being bullied abuse/neglect rape so many other things Everyone has problems, no matter how fucking old you are. Stop acting like it’s wrong for kids to be going through hard times because of...
Anonymous asked: Hello, are you lesbian? Where are you from?xx
I hate how people complain when couples say that they love eachother after like a week. More than likely, you know litterly nothing about their relationship. You don’t know how much they’ve been through before they were together, or how long they have even known eachother. Even if you know some things, you can’t know everything because YOU.ARE.NOT.THEM. Okay rant over, biggots.